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Cole Swirly

When you grab a girl from behind and force her to her knees, pushing her face into a toilet bowl, then proceed to thrust into her from behind, with her face splashing into the water with each thrust.
"My makeup got completely ruined by the Cole Swirly"
by MistressRicci May 19, 2018
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nuclear swirlie

One of the cruelest possible variants of the chocolate swirlie, the bullying maneuver wherein a jock dunks a nerd's head in a shit-filled toilet and flushes, the 'nuclear' variation is when multiple jocks have shit in the toilet without flushing so the bowl is full to the brim before the swirlie is performed on a very, VERY unlucky nerd.
Me and all my hockey teammates gave this dork a nuclear swirlie last year, it was sick! The whole team shit in the same toilet in the locker room without flushing for like a week and it was nearly overflowing. Then after school one day we nabbed this random loser from the hallway and dragged him in there and BOOM! We dunked him face-first all the way in. My bros were holding him down while I gave him crazy wedgies. And we just kept going for like 10 minutes straight. We'd pull him out for a second to breathe and dunk him straight back in. When the team captain finally flushed him, it wouldn't even all go down at once, so his whole head was still covered in shit and it was dripping down his face! So of course we gave him a hanging wedgie in the lockers so he couldn't clean himself up for a while. Man, that was fun. Makes me wanna go find a nerd now...
by yikestbh July 24, 2024
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Seashell Swirly

When a man jizzes in a woman’s ear and then drinks the jizz and earwax mixture out of her ear.
“Hey diva! Wanna do a seashell swirly tonight?”
by rorodingle June 22, 2025
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