That stuff that always gets stuck to the end of your dick after fucking a vegetarian up the ass.
Now eat it, bitch! You love sweetcorn don't you!
by hippyfucker February 28, 2004
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Some one who has anal sex with someone who needs a shit.
I had anal sex a few days ago and my nob really hurts, i pulled back my foreskin and there was a chunk of sweetcorn sitting there flush with the bellend
by daniel vidler May 29, 2003
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When someone is unable to extract anything meaningful out of information presented to them, either verbally from another person or through forms of media.
Parallel taken from the apparent lack of change to a sweetcorn kernel after it has passed through the human digestive system.
"You may as well not bother telling him, it's the sweetcorn effect with him"
by Solonist March 24, 2010
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the unmistakable itch after not wiping your arse properly.
Little Jimmy was fidgeting all day at school, he had the sweetcorn itch.
by Wall33 March 04, 2004
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shagging a bird or bloke up the arse and ending up with a piece of sweetcorn under the foreskin. (nb see gibo).
Bird : "fucking hell you have a cheesy knob jolly green giant."
Gibo : "no it's sweetcorn ally from last night, how's your arse after last night?"
by grem November 03, 2003
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