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when working out and getting soo sweety even your dick is sweatting
"I just came back from the gym and man do i have a sweenis!"
by Scott June 23, 2004
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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noun- when something is so sweet, it's probably a penis.
Gemma- I've got great boobs!
Kyle- Really?
Gemma- Absolutely!
Kyle- Sweenis, yo.
by keldard January 30, 2011
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Sweenis is a loud mouth sailor with a retarded looking jaw.
Sweenis is on a jappering rampage today, somebody get the duct tape.
by wunderer69 April 10, 2009
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Look at bubba's huge sweenis, it the hairest one eyed monster i've ever seen.
by chode johnson September 02, 2003
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The penis-shaped bulge that frequently appears when wearing a zip-front sweater. This phenomenon occurs to both sexes.
"Is that your sweenis showing, or are you just happy to see me?"

Or, "Suzy, pull down your shirt, you've got a serious sweenis showing."
by Binxy27 March 17, 2013
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When your sweatpants make a bulge that could be mistaken for a penis.
Ben: Hey Liz, nice Sweenis.

Liz: Errrrrmotherrrrr.
by Octavius23466 May 13, 2012
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