Urban Dictionary: sweenis

When you have sex with a girl but it’s a dude and you do it anyways

Dude pulling a sweenie is my favorite. Who doesn’t live surprise dicks!

by Cuck69420 June 22, 2020

When you be gettin' high as fuck sniffin' paint & ya end up suckin' ya homeboys cock

" hey lets go for a crome sesh.."
"Nah, fuck that! You'll end givin me The Sweeny"

by meltonsecrets March 19, 2016

The penis-shaped bulge that frequently appears when wearing a zip-front sweater. This phenomenon occurs to both sexes.

"Is that your sweenis showing, or are you just happy to see me?"

Or, "Suzy, pull down your shirt, you've got a serious sweenis showing."

by Binxy27 March 17, 2013

When your sweatpants make a bulge that could be mistaken for a penis.

Ben: Hey Liz, nice Sweenis.

Liz: Errrrrmotherrrrr.

by Octavius23466 May 13, 2012

A shitty school full of rednecks and generally unpleasant people.

Example: “That stuff doesn’t belong in a school” -Mrs Howell referring to Pride flags someone brought to school. Sweeny High School 🙄

by That One Short Bitch September 30, 2021

to want to kill someone in the way Sweeny Todd does

I want to Sweeny Todd that bastard so badly.

by HarleyQuinnSnape March 21, 2017