Urban Dictionary: swedish massage

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My gf was having her period so she gave me a Swedish massage.

by analjuggernaut November 02, 2004

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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.

Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.

by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021

When the bouncer at a Stockholm club grabs you by the shoulders and throw you the fuck out.

Craig was cock wasted and got a swedish massage at the gay bar.

by flemming February 28, 2006

another way to describe being either being beaten to within an inch of one life, or being rounded up and shot down.

if ya don't have my money by tomorrow, i'll be doin the Swedish Massage on yo ass.