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(n) 1. when a male's sexual partner performs fellatio on him and spits the resulting excretion into a fondue pot filled with dark chocolate, allowing the two substances to mix together; the two partners then consume the spunk/chocolate mixture;

(n) 2. for bonus points, the male will dip his penis into the mixture and request another blowjob; this method is referred to as the "double dip".
Person 1: "Hey, I heard Jamie gives great Swedish hummers!"
Person 2: "Yeah, totally. It was hot."

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Person 1: "Man, my girlfriend gave me a Swedish hummer last night. It sort of hurt but it was awesome."
by riiiiiiight September 22, 2010
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A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
"After getting married he became a Bloomer."
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019
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