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In the unlikely event that one sits in a chair or upon an exercise ball, the surface of which is rubber, the resulting sweat stain that closely resembles a urination accident.
Trish: I HATE going to meetings in Carol's office. She won't turn on her A/C and we have to balance on those stupid exercise balls.

Teague: Yeah, I'm glad I don't have to suffer the sweatribution for watching yet another powerpoint about the difference between pixie sticks and fun dip.
by WonJillian May 13, 2011
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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