A person who is called "Tardigan", in a reference to the nickname "Tard"

The sleeveless turtle neck that is sweater material. and is hideous.

Keeping warm by drinking whiskey.

Ten guys cumming on a chest of a woman

A brief relationship during the winter months sought out to provide oneself with an added sense of comfort, security, worth and purpose, which will then seem less relevant or necessary once winter is over. Similar to the "cuffing season" phenomenon.

When you shave your pubes before sex and you leave the clippings in the sink. When you're done having sex you pull out and bust all over her tits and stomach. When she asks for a towel you go to the bathroom and grab a handful of pubes and come back and throw them on her and yell now that's a yeti Sweater.