An article of clothing that is capable of getting you gigantic amounts of ass.

Someone people turn to when they're sad who makes them feel better.

Sweatervest means newbie.

An article of clothing often worn by 'rediculously' good looking teachers that make them somehow even better looking.

a sweater for old people and golfers. offten worn by preps usually with an argyle pattern.

Pronunciation: \ˈswe-tər-ˌvest\

Function: Noun

Defintion: A person who behaves like an asshole; a person that is inconsiderate or inpolite.

History: Though it takes it's name from a person being especially tool-like at a concert and pushing people aside when there was no path or movement simply because they are bigger, the phrase is expanded to serve to describe any kind of person who behaves like an asshole in any situation. It does not attempt to make any loathing against those who wear sweatervests in normal life situations, but it is notably strange to wear one into the GA section of a punk-rock concert.

An article of clothing that is looked upon as gay, lame, or very unfashionable. Usually worn by a certain classmate in Technological Studies Class.