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A really hot shirt. Mostly made of wool and cotton. Many times you are told to put one on when it is cold, but other times when it is not.
"Jack, put on a sweater or you'll catch cold!"

"But Maw, it's 90 degrees!"
by Anonymous Person May 25, 2005
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film on your teeth generally after a good nights sleep or from extended period of time without brushing
i really need to brush my teeth, i can feel the sweaters
by roonz January 28, 2005
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Players in their chosen video game who try too hard and sweat it out all day and night causing obsessive behaviour leading to fatness, loneliness, unemployment and benefit claims so they can stay home and play games all day. Sweaters can usually be be spotted by their particularly high multiplayer rank and by solving a simple equation, it is possible to conclude how much of a sweater they are:

(Multiplayer Rank/Number of Days Since Launch) x Average XP per round of game

Another way to spot potential sweaters is nonsensical, ostentatious online handles. Scientists believe that due to a lack of sunshine, good nutrients and normal, social interaction, sweaters spoken and written language skills diminish greatly, sometimes irreversibly.

Sweaters can be found in the usual sweater breeding grounds on games such as Gears of War (2), Call of Duty, FIFA etc. It is also apparent that when sweaters meet online, they will form a group known as a 'pool'. A pool can be devastatingly irritating to play against, but remembering that you are not fat, unemployed and a virgin usually counters this irritation.
Fred: Wow, four level 100s on the opposition team this round
Harry: Yeah, looks like another pool of sweaters

Gary: Jesus, a nuke in under 3 minutes, that guy must be proper sweating it.
Jules: Yeah it's his 4th nuke in 6 games, he must be heading down to Boots for some more antiperspirant when his benefit money comes through
by whitestrat May 29, 2011
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slang word for foreskin (originated in New England?)
Heather reached down the front of her new boyfriend's pants and was surprised to discover that he was "wearing a sweater".
by Deanz October 29, 2006
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Someone who perspires heavily during any excersize or physical exurtion.
I had to use the machine at the gym after a sweater was on it.
by purswaysive March 06, 2007
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Extremely hairy man with an abundance chest or back hair referred to as a sweater.
Jeff will you shave your sweater for the trip to the Beach.
by jefferysweater12345678 August 03, 2011
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