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An article of clothing that is capable of getting you gigantic amounts of ass.
Girl 1: Whoa, look at that guy wearing that sweater vest!
Girl 2: God, he's so hot. I wish more boys had style like him.
Girl 3: No way, because then that guy wouldn't be special and unique and sexy!
Girl 4: But how are we all going to have him?

Girl 5: I'm not sharing with you bitches.
by Chairs November 15, 2009
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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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An article of clothing often worn by 'rediculously' good looking teachers that make them somehow even better looking.
Mr. V looks so awesome in that sweatervest. He should wear them everyday.
by The students November 02, 2006
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a sweater for old people and golfers. offten worn by preps usually with an argyle pattern.
sheldon loves sweater vests and dick
by sweatervestsarprepy February 25, 2011
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Pronunciation: \ˈswe-tər-ˌvest\

Function: Noun

Defintion: A person who behaves like an asshole; a person that is inconsiderate or inpolite.

History: Though it takes it's name from a person being especially tool-like at a concert and pushing people aside when there was no path or movement simply because they are bigger, the phrase is expanded to serve to describe any kind of person who behaves like an asshole in any situation. It does not attempt to make any loathing against those who wear sweatervests in normal life situations, but it is notably strange to wear one into the GA section of a punk-rock concert.
"Man, did you see the way that guy pushed that girl?"

"Yeah, what a sweatervest!"
by thethp March 11, 2009
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An article of clothing that is looked upon as gay, lame, or very unfashionable. Usually worn by a certain classmate in Technological Studies Class.
HEY everyone look its sweater vest, and she cant get through a door!
by Gman33 April 28, 2009
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