A phrase which was created and popularized by the one and only Randy "Rando" and his last name to be kept secret. usually used on vent when being owned by someone on counter strike.

of course if your retarded you wouldnt be able to tell that swear to g is the 1337 way to say "Swear to god"

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.