May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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A mix of swag and sassy.
Lizzie hogen is the queen of swassy and ruler of us all
The sacred book of swassy documents the history, names and speshal words of swassy
Lizzie hogen is the queen of swassy and ruler of us all
The sacred book of swassy documents the history, names and speshal words of swassy
by theswassygirl March 16, 2015
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To obtain the condition of being swassy one typically exercise, sits in a sauna, lays in the sun, or has wild sex all day and night.
by PineappleJuice March 05, 2015