after banging a chick in the ass, you take your cock, rub it under her nose along her upper lip, and then spooge in her eye, causing the "yarrrrrrrrr!" pirate wink along with a slight poo smell.
"Dude she so smelled her own poo after i gave her a blind eye."
"really? she let you do that?"
"i told her it was a Sanchez Swashbuckler, and her curiosity allowed me to place my dick under her nose before i came in her eye."
"really? she let you do that?"
"i told her it was a Sanchez Swashbuckler, and her curiosity allowed me to place my dick under her nose before i came in her eye."
by dascanadians March 09, 2009
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When the man is to the point to climax and inserts his entire fist into the woman's anus and then flattens his palm to widen it out in order to ejaculate into it.
by TJ and Eric April 04, 2006
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by ksphikapBJ July 28, 2006
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When a male tightens a belt as much as possible around a girl's neck, making it impossible to swallow. He then pours a scolding hot pumpkin spice latte down her throat, burning it. After which he ejaculates into her mouth and loosens the belt so she swallows a nice mixture of saliva, semen, and pumpkin spice latte.
Guy 1: "Hey man I totally gave this girl the HOTTEST Seattle swashbuckler last night, no pun intended"
Guy 2: "Damn man! That's instant street cred!"
Guy 2: "Damn man! That's instant street cred!"
by Aryan Leader September 22, 2015
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when in the act of anal sex with your female companion. you quickly pull out and squirt a bottle of mayo deep in her bum.
guy 1: dude i love doing the swahili swashbuckler. the bitch didnt expect it
guy 2: yeah lets blow our heads off
guy 2: yeah lets blow our heads off
by sergent fuck stick May 11, 2009
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when in the act of anal sex with your female companion. you quickly pull out and squirt a bottle of mayo deep in her bum.
guy 1: dude i love doing the swahili swashbuckler. the bitch didnt expect it
guy 2: yeah lets blow our heads off
guy 2: yeah lets blow our heads off
by sergent fuck stick May 11, 2009
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when in the act of anal sex with your female companion. you quickly pull out and squirt a bottle of mayo deep in her bum.
guy 1: dude i love doing the swahili swashbuckler. the bitch didnt expect it
guy 2: yeah lets blow our heads off
guy 2: yeah lets blow our heads off
by sergent fuck stick May 11, 2009
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