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underwater wanking, dating back to medievil times, fisherman were known to relieve themselves while catching the days food supplies
"Hey arthur, I was swanking with Addison earlier & I spunked on a trouts face"
by uncle knobhead February 17, 2009
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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A mix of wanking off and spanking your mokney or act of masturbating.
Bily was sqanking in the bathroom
by SpankytheMeat February 27, 2005
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Were a man is masterbating in a ferocious pattern of rageously jagging his penis about.
Nick: Hey Sam what do you call it where you masterbate angrily and pull your penis in all diffrent directions?
Sam: Swanking.. Nick... Swanking..
by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009
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V. a reference to hilary swank, to hit another person with a milky towel or a tube sock full of ranch dressing
im goin to target to pick up some socks and ranch dressing, ive got some swanking to do
by A.J. Ninami September 28, 2009
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