Urban Dictionary: swanking

underwater wanking, dating back to medievil times, fisherman were known to relieve themselves while catching the days food supplies

"Hey arthur, I was swanking with Addison earlier & I spunked on a trouts face"

by uncle knobhead February 17, 2009

A mix of wanking off and spanking your mokney or act of masturbating.

Bily was sqanking in the bathroom

by SpankytheMeat February 27, 2005

V. a reference to hilary swank, to hit another person with a milky towel or a tube sock full of ranch dressing

im goin to target to pick up some socks and ranch dressing, ive got some swanking to do

by A.J. Ninami September 28, 2009

Man, that car is so swank.

by Pimp Daddy Greene January 22, 2003

A drug that is ten times more addictive than marijuana. Mentioned in the Simpsons episode 'Last Exit to Springfield'.

Senator Mendoza: My friends, tonight we unveil my most diabolical creation. Swank. Ten times more addictive than marijuana. To human misery!

!) Very classy, and/or tasteful
2) Very good weed; Dank (opposite of swag)

I have a swank bag, it's lime coloured with some red in it, and matches my shoes.

by Audi May 06, 2003