Urban Dictionary: swan dive

While moving in to give a blowjob the girl or guy sneezes/coughs and gets poked in the eye by the massive boner.

"My girl totally has a black eye after she did the swan dive last night. It was awesome!"

by Hairless Chipmunk April 28, 2009

The act of swan diving into bed as you would into a pool whilst inadvertantly inserting yourself into your female partner.

- Dude, my girlfriend was sleeping last night, totally did a Swan Dive! - No way!!!

by mFarmer July 17, 2010

When you need to poo so badly, you run to the bathroom, drop your drawers and poo mid sitting down.

I had to go so bad, I ran up three flights of stairs and took a swan dive as soon as I got to the can.

by Jujunum July 28, 2013

When a student at Florida State University goes to eat at the Suwannee Room.

Nick and I are gonna Swan Dive later tonight if you wanna come with.

by colleg October 27, 2018

A great song that maximas cast hates because he has no taste in music

by Colt1911dude March 18, 2019

To quickly duck out of a situation or place for a brief refreshment without being noticed by local authorities

by zigmanfroid February 08, 2019