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Its a form of suicide where you jump from a high cliff, high bulding, etc, etc and put your arms out to the side, so that when you hit the ground you hit face and chest first. but can also be used to prove that one is immortal(in movies, video games, books)
"nothing can be better than a swan dive into the asphalt"
by VegaTDM October 29, 2007
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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"Hey, is that Maria making out with Margaret? I guess she does the swan dive"
by Robert L November 17, 2004
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The act of abruptly proceeding to fingerbash a female in an unexpected and inappropriate manner.
John felt dinner with Sarah was getting awkward so he went for a swan dive to break the tension.
by Polonski October 19, 2012
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When a girl with huge boobs walks into a room. Like the guy from the Old Spice commercial, you just wanna climb up to the highest point of the room and jump down mimicking the motion used in the commercial. "Swan Dive!"
Girl walks into your workplace with huge boobs and wearing a low-cut shirt. As soon as she leaves, you look at your co-workers, hold your hands above your head in a swan-dive position and say "Swan Dive"!
by Swipa September 25, 2010
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When a person stands on the toiletbowl, takes a dump, and has it land in the water, splashing upward toward the person.
"I did a swandive in the bathroom and got feces and water all over the floor."
by ishkerbibble May 14, 2010
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