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a term used to describe fat chicks that wear really tight clothing at bars, pretending to be hot. Never mistake a swamp rhino for a hottie.
"Check out the swamp rhino over yonder. She's a thick burger with extra mayo!"
by C-Dirt January 21, 2007
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A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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-A swamp rhino is a guy's junk when his balls are sweaty and wet and he has a raging boner.

-Also a rather unattractive obese or overweight woman in too tight, unflattering clothes at a bar, usually kind of sweaty due to the layers of fat + tight clothes + clumsy, drunken dancing.
"That guy had a fucking swamp rhino in his pants, nasty!"

"That bitch is a fucking Swamp Rhino!"
by twinkletits November 17, 2013
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A girl that's not just ugly or fat, but both.
"I surprised that swamp rhino didn't eat you."
"Yeah, she is ok if a swamp rhino is what gets you off."
by advocates diaboli March 17, 2017
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