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When you have a near-miss while operating a vehicle and your butthole puckers so tightly it bites a chunk out of the seat.
Man I was doing 55 down the highway when someone pulled out in front of me. I definitely swallowed a little seat on that one!
by jackknifer February 03, 2021
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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