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A small penis found in the North of the UK
I hear most Swaifes are actually inverted when you get over the Grampians
by Norman Street Titan August 14, 2018
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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