Urban Dictionary: swagstress

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a person of the female sex who exemplifies copious amounts of swag.

Bro 1: Bro, did you check out jess last night?
Bro 2: Yeah, bro, she's a fucking swagstress.

by the devil's swagstress April 23, 2011

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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank

by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007

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swagstress

a person of the female sex that possesses extreme amounts of swag

Yo, did you see Joanna last night? What a swagstress!

by kittykatt77 April 22, 2011

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