person 1: did you see swaggyy2kwannabe today?
person 2: yes, i almost cried because of how pretty they are.
person 1: so did i, literally how do they not have friends at school?
person 2: probably because people are afraid that they will get rejected.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak