to be aggravated but still have unbelievable swag

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.

an overwhelming amount of swagger and charisma usually resulting in an aggressive, intensified release off swag.

stressed because you don't know what to wear