To take ones penis and slap backwards and forwards across a partner's face in a repetitive manner. Can result in eye injury.
by Captain Picards February 04, 2008
Sin told his girlfriend to close her get on her knees and close her eyes. She did and he swaffled her. She broke up with him.
by sinnyboy January 24, 2010
by SWAFFLEGIRL123 March 13, 2010
The art of,but not limited to: slapping a girl across the face with your cock,so hard after getting head from her,that you actually leave an imprint of your penis on her face,like a sunburn.
That chick over there is such a prep,I would swaffle her so hard she would have a black eye.
The teachers alais (Ms.Infante) is so noesy(pun intended) that I would swaffle her until she starts bleeding,then leave quickly before that pig sasser could call his butt buddies on me.because there is no way in hell he could catch me,unless he seen me at dunkin donuts while I was already in handcuffs blackout drunk.
The teachers alais (Ms.Infante) is so noesy(pun intended) that I would swaffle her until she starts bleeding,then leave quickly before that pig sasser could call his butt buddies on me.because there is no way in hell he could catch me,unless he seen me at dunkin donuts while I was already in handcuffs blackout drunk.
by Jakob hunt July 28, 2014
hackey sacks running away from a bunch of chariots on the circus maximus
a.k.a. o fuck here they come!!!
a.k.a. o fuck here they come!!!
by Nick December 15, 2004
(vb): to show a particular female feelings through mediums like:e-mails(hotmail only), telegrams, letters(US only).
(noun):swaffle - a strange hybrid between a bully and a postman.
(noun):swaffle - a strange hybrid between a bully and a postman.
by umpo June 10, 2009
A mix of Sweep (Sweepstake) and Raffle - depending on when you join in. Done with mates or workmates on things like the world cup or grand national. Done exclusively online or it is not a swaffle. Started in UK and spread worldwide.
You can swaffle the fifa world cup 2006 with a load of mates from the pub. They can't accuse you of cheating as the allocations are all random. The Swaffle pot is split between 1st, 2nd and 3rd or all or nothing for the winner.
by Happy Clappy June 13, 2006