by chaddy September 11, 2013
by dutchtree109 October 27, 2013
The only problem I do have here is that I am not allowed to use the word 'swaffeling'. - Jeremy Clarkson.
by CortezDevil December 11, 2021
slapping a object or person with your penis. the best way to do this is when it is half stiff and the biggest weight is on the top of the penis.
by sander v May 15, 2008
To slap something, usually a man or woman's face, with an erect penis or similar hard, penis-shaped object.
To cockslap.
(sidenote: this is the only word known of by the author of this entry that describes the phenomenon of cockslapping, and is not a compound word or portmanteau)
Originally a slang term from North Amsterdam, the word has spread in usage to various other parts of Europe, the Middle East, and North America.
Variations: swafffel, mutaswaffila, swaafil
To cockslap.
(sidenote: this is the only word known of by the author of this entry that describes the phenomenon of cockslapping, and is not a compound word or portmanteau)
Originally a slang term from North Amsterdam, the word has spread in usage to various other parts of Europe, the Middle East, and North America.
Variations: swafffel, mutaswaffila, swaafil
Steve swaffeled Marie, and then Marie dumped Steve.
George tried waking up his girlfriend with a swaffel, and then she didn't talk to him for a week.
Arabic: Ana swaffeltuha!
George tried waking up his girlfriend with a swaffel, and then she didn't talk to him for a week.
Arabic: Ana swaffeltuha!
by swaafila April 22, 2007
Did you see that guy returning from Germany after his holiday, he got totally schutz swaffeled against his kopf, it wasnt even ganz geil any more.
Zwei bratwurst. Ein kopf. Schutz Swaffel Zeit!
Zwei bratwurst. Ein kopf. Schutz Swaffel Zeit!
by JonkoXL July 3, 2013