To get drunk and still maintain a friendly, playfully boisterous nature.

when a live-in relationship ends with one party gaining all the merch, ie, the house, the kids, the car.

Swaf its better than "swag".
Its not some hipster shit.

Swaf is not being labeled as cool. It different and it's just fun.
Swaf is whatever you want it to be.

a punk that sneaks out of his house like a gargoile when his parents sleep to smoke some pot

The classy, dignified term for swag. Used by the proper gentleman.

Swag + AF = swaf

Stands for Sleeping With A Friend