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A mysterious Australian with an opaque past. In this he is the personification his nations' character. Like some Emersonian Lord of the outback, he recreated himself anew from his own human clay. Even his original name is lost to history, so successful has his rebirth been. Time will tell whether his prior nature will reassert itself, or whether there is any prior nature to reassert.
A generally stable, witty, and cultured gentleman to know, but spiced with a dash of danger. His congenial personality belies the shadow of his tumultuous past.
<idali> Check out that pimp. He be stone cold svenmonkin' like a mofo, biatch.
by clarknova September 03, 2003
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Action Verb.
To shamelessly adapt your personality, beliefs, or attitudes in a shallow attempt at fitting in a crowd or getting in a pussy.
I was afraid that she would object to his racist attitudes and advocation of traditional gender roles, but he svenmonked his way into her pants.
by Craiggers September 02, 2003
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A charismatic and opportunistic intruder into another male's sexual territoriy. Generally referring to, but not limited to, IRC junkies who troll for cybersex in debate and discussion channels.
This goddamn svenmonk came out of nowhere, circumvented my cock block, and got webcam fuck out of three of my most valuable cyberhoneys.
See Also: Arch-Nemesis, Carpet Bag Pimp, The Mailman.
by sphen-munk September 02, 2003
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Who'ss the black private dick who is a sex machine to all the chicks.
SVENMONK!
Shut your mouth svenmonk!
by Sloth September 02, 2003
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An attention-whore who has a fetish for ferrets and wishes to dominate the world with his own army of them.
Mad scientists can be such svenmonks.
by imgod2u September 02, 2003
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A perve on the lowest branch of the sick fuck tree see CFNM
Oh, d00d, that is GROSS. Even a svenmonk wouldn't do that
by Popavalium Andropov September 02, 2003
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