1. A sexual act exclusively involving people of Asian ethnicity in which Participant A violently pleasures Participants B and C concurrently, using a combination of both manual and oral stimulation. Participant A is usually in the seated or kneeling position while Participants B and C are standing. Participant A is commonly referred to as "The Last Samurai"

A variant of the "reverse ski poles"

2. A fantasy baseball strategy usually reserved for the cunning (or desperate) in which one team drafts both Ichiro Suzuki and Kurt Suzuki in the same fantasy baseball draft.
Brian drowned in both shame and seminal fluid after doling out Double Suzukis to Chang and Daiki.
by DickMoxie July 21, 2011
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David Suzuki is a Canadian geneticist, host of the CBC's Nature of Things, and one of the most trusted activists in the environmental movement. However, his support of the anthropogenic global warming theory, corporate sponsorship, doomsday predictions, and aversion to debate suggest that he is a self-serving junk scientist.
David Suzuki scared me into becoming an environmental scientist and now I know he's full of shit.
by notatard October 21, 2007
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Born in 1982. Founder of Suzuki Software. XenGamer. Married. Zwan.mg2.org
by Jin Suzuki October 26, 2003
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-a death machine that will out muscle an Indy car and take you from zero to pine box in less than 3 seconds. see gixxer
Don't let your buddy ride your GSXR if he's only driven cars or Harleys. He will speed out of control and drop the bike so it's still sliding about 10mph when it slides into the sherrif's dept. where he works.
by OnyxO August 28, 2004
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Bangin Ass Ride! Aerodynamic and light. It beats 8th gen civic si's and subaru's
Damn That Suzuki swift beat that red civic si in the quarter mile.
by Paul swift February 21, 2008
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A Really kick-ass sportbike that gets beat by gsx-r's in all speed contests but that you can ride for more than 10 minutes without losing circulation to your arms and legs.
"Man i just flew by that slow-ass can-o-tuna."
Ten minutes later. gixxer by side of road regaining feeling in legs.
"Man that suzuki katana just flew by me. i sure look dumb now."
by joe pooper 101 April 24, 2008
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words cannot really describe the suzuki gsxr.
...its fucking beautiful.
Twisting the throttle the suzuki gsxr begins to scream, anxiously grabbing at the asphalt, fluently diving into each corner, charging you into a euphoria...these are the kind of moments you would eat, sleep, work, and almost die for.
by tryehdfg January 14, 2006
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