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A gaylord. Like a batty-man but a Suss-man. A "man" who likes to get drilled in the chocolate socket by large pork pipes.

Don't go to the east side...you're bound to encounter those pesky sussmans!

Synonyms: Gay, Batty Man, Gaylord, Queen, Batty Boy, Queer-bitten-homo

Antonyms: Cool, Manly, Suave, Attractive to women
by ETC June 19, 2006
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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