The use of swings or restraints which elevate or suspend on participate in the air during sexual relations. This is also a great core exercise.
Finally got my sex swing in the mail, going to bring a chick back and do some suspension training tonight.
by The artful dodgers January 24, 2012
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A) The ability to hold one's drink during a party, in a car, or in a bar when the body is knocked about without spilling a drop.
B) The ability to hold one's self upright or together while conversing during complete inebriation; to keep balance during inebriation
B) The ability to hold one's self upright or together while conversing during complete inebriation; to keep balance during inebriation
A) "Did you see my drink suspension over those railroad tracks?!?! Not a drop, Baby!"
B) Guy A: "Check Matt out. Took too many Four Horsemen."
Guy B: "I know. He's totally lost his drink suspension. Oh! There he goes! TIMBER!"
Guy A: "Awww...Fell right into that pile John's dog just left! Should we help him?"
PAUSE
Guy B: "He'll figure it out..."
B) Guy A: "Check Matt out. Took too many Four Horsemen."
Guy B: "I know. He's totally lost his drink suspension. Oh! There he goes! TIMBER!"
Guy A: "Awww...Fell right into that pile John's dog just left! Should we help him?"
PAUSE
Guy B: "He'll figure it out..."
by The Green Skwurl May 28, 2009
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When your whole day is spent on a couch, enjoying life, instead of listening to your teacher discuss nonsense while you sit on your ass for 8 hours. 😑
by Aliyagator July 26, 2017
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The suspension bridge effect happens when a person crosses a suspension bridge and he sees someone of the opposite sex. his fear of falling down causes his heart to pound. He then mistakes that for the heart-pounding feeling felt when falling in love with the opposite sex.
In short, when the other party is in a state of fright and he see you, he will fall in love with you.
Psychologically it would work, but probably not in practice
In short, when the other party is in a state of fright and he see you, he will fall in love with you.
Psychologically it would work, but probably not in practice
Joyce: Scooter, I love you!
Scooter: Stop shaking the bridge
Joyce: be careful, your gonna fall. your gonna fall!
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Ramantha: You know, The "suspension bridge effect" really works! i tried it last time.
Hanna: Yeah! I've heard about that! Thats the way to go about confessing right?
Ramantha: Sure is! How do you think i got Moe to start going out with me?
Scooter: Stop shaking the bridge
Joyce: be careful, your gonna fall. your gonna fall!
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Ramantha: You know, The "suspension bridge effect" really works! i tried it last time.
Hanna: Yeah! I've heard about that! Thats the way to go about confessing right?
Ramantha: Sure is! How do you think i got Moe to start going out with me?
by Yesnik Drappehs September 06, 2008
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(self explanatory)
son: dad can you show me a bigbrain amongus reference
dad: sure you know about "suspension without retirement"?
son: wdym?
dad: what do people receive when they retire?
son: ...a pension?
dad: now you get it son?
son: omg thanks dad
(son plays amongus as red)
blue: i saw pink killed cyan in electrical and vented to medbay
red: sure he's suspension without retirement
blue: wdym red
red: what do people get when they retire?
black: kinda sus, at least he's just a kid
purple: yea let's vote him out
(red was not the impostor. 1 impostor remains.)
dad: sure you know about "suspension without retirement"?
son: wdym?
dad: what do people receive when they retire?
son: ...a pension?
dad: now you get it son?
son: omg thanks dad
(son plays amongus as red)
blue: i saw pink killed cyan in electrical and vented to medbay
red: sure he's suspension without retirement
blue: wdym red
red: what do people get when they retire?
black: kinda sus, at least he's just a kid
purple: yea let's vote him out
(red was not the impostor. 1 impostor remains.)
by bill cyperbunk April 07, 2021
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by fah_q_buddie May 13, 2009
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When you're in the tropics under a mosquito net, and your buddy climbs above you and drops a deuce on top of the net. If the net sags enough under the weight to allow the deuce to rest on you, its a mexican suspension bridge...if it doesn't then its just a suspension bridge - and if they've got the runs from some sketchy food eaten prior, and if it just pours through the holes in the net, than it is an Indonesian suspension bridge.
It was horrible. I had finally gotten to sleep in the intense humid air when my buddy gave me a Mexican suspension bridge.
by grovelerdan January 08, 2009
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