Agreeing to anything someone from another country tells you, no matter how far fetched it may seem, lest you be revealed as ignorant and insensitive.
"Marie Kondo says we should thank all our crap before we throw it away. It kind of sounds like she just made that shit up, but let's just practice a little Cultural Suspension of Disbelief. That must be how they do things in Japan."
by Peter Auteur January 10, 2019
When doing a vertical 69, with your feet on the ground and her legs straight up in the air. Put both elbows straight out with your hands at your chest/her crotch. Split each hand into two sets of two fingers (pointer & index fingers, ring & pinkie fingers), like Spock. Insert both sets of ring & pinkie fingers in her anus, insert both sets of pointer & index fingers in her vagina. Then proceed to curl all fingers and move your forearms/her body up and down vigorously, holding on inside of her.
by Roostafy April 21, 2003
A sex position with two girls and one guy. The girl is laying flat, as if on her belly, but is held in the air by the two guys. The girl's arms and legs are extended straight and each guy holds her with one arm in front one arm in back to show the span of the suspension. The road (the girl) then gets fucked from behind and gives head up front. TADA!
Just picture it, The Suspension Bridge (The Golden Gate) beautiful and shining as the cars plow down the road.
by mildlyaphasic January 30, 2009
Plain and simple: milk.
Cow's milk is a liquid organic suspension that comes from a female cow's boobs.
Cow's milk is a liquid organic suspension that comes from a female cow's boobs.
Harry, can you please pick up a jug of organic suspension of female bovine mammary compound on your way home dear?
by Telephony April 12, 2015
Often related to a man named Mr. Logan Castle, a famous historian, a student's email was once hijacked, read, and the student was exposed of two year old attempts at cheating. The student has since been assigned a 14 day suspension, which was later appealed. The student has also started a defamatory campaign to help undermine the status of this famous historian. The low lying piece of fucking shit historian has literally 0 credibility and is the scapegoat for pretty much every bitchy move that is made by the higher ups.
by ExpectationsExpected March 27, 2018
A record suspension is the Canadian terminology for what is internationally known as a "pardon"; to suspend a criminal record means to remove it from public access. Record Suspension Services of Canada provides information and services for this process.
March 13, 2012
March 13, 2012
"I'm applying for a job and they're going to do a background check, I need to get a record suspension!"
by CanadaLaw101 May 01, 2012
An acronym for ass. Can be used against your parents as an excuse for being out after school, while also hinting them to what you were actually doing, if you're a honest boi :)
Mom: Why were you gone for so long?
Me: i got some after-school suspension for getting into a fight.
Me: i got some after-school suspension for getting into a fight.
by mynameisnotcody September 24, 2021