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A Susan is the opposite of a Karen. She is leftist and will go ghetto on your ass as soon as look at you if you say something out of turn.
by RyRyPaprika April 09, 2021
87
D a n & P h i l
Dan: That isn't me that's my owner,
Guy: Owner?
Dan: Oh Yeah I love Susan she keeps me in a cage
Dan: UHM, SUSAN IN THE AIR-CON UNIT ISN'T HAVING A GOOD TIME
Phil: Would you bum Susan Boyle for spare change?
Phil: Name the fish-
Dan: S u s a n
Guy: Owner?
Dan: Oh Yeah I love Susan she keeps me in a cage
Dan: UHM, SUSAN IN THE AIR-CON UNIT ISN'T HAVING A GOOD TIME
Phil: Would you bum Susan Boyle for spare change?
Phil: Name the fish-
Dan: S u s a n
by Phannieanon June 02, 2019
88
Based on Susan Walters, an emergency room nurse for 30 years who survived an attempted murder on her life by a hit man in Oregon. She fought like a warrior, killed her attacker and still showed incredible compassion towards her ex-husband for ordering the hit. A Susan is a prepared fighter who won’t back down in protecting themself or others. If they have to end you they will, but they won’t enjoy it because they value human and are very empathetic.
Wow! Did that person seriously just get hit by another driver and rush over to see if they’re okay? What a total Susan.
by Kraken Attaq January 24, 2021
89
People named Su San are caring, kind, and very helpful. Talk to them and you will laugh in 15 seconds(try it).
by Sumedojin-sama February 02, 2021
90
The real deal. Beautiful, educated, highly intelligent, creative, conversational, funny, spiritual, cultured, reasonable. Susans are willing to put in the self work and reflection to reach real epiphanies. She's a gift, marry her. You will be gifted with true love for your life. You will wake up thanking God for her and another day with her. And when you die you will be with her in eternity. You can partner with a Susan on work endeavors and, travel adventures and pray with her too. Two leaders can change the world. Susan's are rich in many ways. Susan's are classy and beautiful, smart, cute, pretty. Susan may be a lead character, love interest, but may be passed over to give others a chance. Susan's can be walked on, dismissed, mistreated, left to be independent.Be the one that builds, teach her what she's missed, lift and love her. Susan is the Biblical equivalent of a great love story, devote student, servant, loyal lover and best friend, magficent mother, empath. Meet Susan midlife and maturity ripe be fruitful. This may come with complications or require life changes. Rest assured you'd work it all out with dignity love and respect for all. Have the full life experience with her. She's moral but not to a fault, vulnerable, sensitive, easily taught, corrected, humble, given the right opportunity to express it. Susan is a treasure, hold on to her.
Susan always has a classy outfit to match her classy personality.
Man, I could talk to Susan for hours.
Man, I am head over heels in love with Susan. I want to make love to her body and mind, get married, have cute little babies, and never worry about my love department.
Susan is my muse, my lover, my best friend, my girlfriend, fiancee, my wife - I thank God for her in my life.
I have to let Susan know I love her, I don't want to waste another minute of her wondering if I feel the same way I know she does about me.
Susan is not for everyone, that's OK, she's not supposed to be, because she's perfect for me.
Man, I could talk to Susan for hours.
Man, I am head over heels in love with Susan. I want to make love to her body and mind, get married, have cute little babies, and never worry about my love department.
Susan is my muse, my lover, my best friend, my girlfriend, fiancee, my wife - I thank God for her in my life.
I have to let Susan know I love her, I don't want to waste another minute of her wondering if I feel the same way I know she does about me.
Susan is not for everyone, that's OK, she's not supposed to be, because she's perfect for me.
by dontmissthegift April 22, 2021