Susan is the most passionate person you will ever meet. Her passion and love is not for people or animals. It is solely and exclusively a love for the Florida State Seminoles. She would sacrifice her youngest niece to help the Seminoles win on game day. When she prays, she secretly prays to her God Bobby Bowden. You will find a shrine in Susan's bedroom of all the greatest FSU players including Neon Deion Sanders, Warrick Dunn, Sebastian Janikoswki, Charlie Ward, Jameis Winston, Lee Corso and even Burt Reynolds. Her favorite colors are garnet and gold. She works out by doing no less than 2 hours of tomahawk chops daily. She will unfriend you on Facebook if you root for the Gators. When she dies, her tombstone will read "Gator Hater". Make no mistake, Susan is in love with FSU.

karens friend. equally as annoying

Susan will f$ck you up!
Don’t mess playa, there ain’t nothing broken or cutesy about dis woman. Get ready to rumble!

A girl who has an inny belly button that goes so in that it comes out the other side again.

Susans are VERY bad noodles. (lilsimsie reference)

Some feminist that took the kids and doesn’t give a poop about anyone else

Used in internet slang, this originated as a failed autocorrection of the word stan.
It can be used to express excitement, approval or praise.