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susan is a great person, but doesn't always know it. susans are caring and intelligent, but never see the beauty in themselves. she knows it's there, but sometimes needs a little encouragement to see it. they are often ambitious, and sometimes get themselves in a little over their heads. if she does, help her out! once you have proven yourself trustworthy, susan will be your most loyal friend. but watch out! cross her and you'll have hell to pay.

her guy friends all love her like a little sister, and they're like big brothers to her, but there's one in the crowd who's more special than the rest. if you are that person, you are one lucky guy. susan will devote everything to you. at first she can seem overwhelming, but don't be put off! she just has strange ways of showing her affection. once you've got her though, hold on tight.

be on your toes though! susan is strong and independent, which can sometimes make her more vulnerable than the rest. she always brings something new to the day, and if there's a smile on her face, don't be the one who wipes it away.

susan has an amazing capacity to care about people. even the ones who hurt her.

susan will love you like a girlfriend, talk to you like a trusted advisor, and protect you like a sibling. do the same for her!
P.S. call her susie or sue and she will kill you!
did you talk to the new girl?
yea, she's totally a susan
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Susan tends to be a bit dramatic at times, but she will love you unconditionally if you are loyal in her worst times. She's funny, smart and pretty, even though she sometimes can't see it. They're always living in a dream, so you have to be open-minded when you're involved with someone like her. There's a freaky side of her when you get to know her well and if you're lucky, she will show it to you. This type of girl, will change the world one day.
Friend: Damn Joe, you had a Susan.
Joe: Oh man, I missed out.
by Larson Larry February 10, 2019
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A Susan is someone who is generous, smart, and open-minded. They love to have fun, but know right from wrong. They don't really have friends they trust, but are always there for other people. Susan's are very good at keeping secrets and building friendships. They don't hate anyone and never hold grudges. Their biggest weakness is forgiveness. She forgives to easily, and has an amazing capacity to care about people, even those who hurt her.
A Susan is extremely beautiful but denies it. She never sees the good qualities in herself but only in other people.
Susans are very ambitious. They love to get involved and are very athletic. They tend to be really talented at their favorite sport and always give it their all.
When it comes to the future, Susans dream BIG. They'll do whatever it takes to reach their goal and won't allow anyone to bring them down.
Susans make excellent companions and will love you like no one else could. They care more about their lovers feelings than their own and will do almost anything to see them smile.
Did you see Susan today? She looks beautiful!
I love Susan!
She's so amazing!
by einstein5608 August 17, 2013
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Susan's tend to be wonderful girls! If you've got one hold on tight! Susan's are extremely fun, caring, intelligent, very funny, beautiful, and make the best friends and girlfriends ever! They are the epitome of classyness!
Did you see Susan today? She looks beautiful!
I love Susan!
I wish I had Susan!
by Beeper727 August 27, 2008
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Susan is the best girl a man can ever meet she is funny intellegent educated and all in all a round thing she knows what guys like and how she has to use her sexappeal in the right ways she got many talents and is known to be good in bed
what she wants she gets her physics are smashing you won't regreted to date her
and once you touched her heart she is all yours and faithful
of all the lovers susan got she decides which guy she pics cause susan is an clever chick
by wizzlars February 03, 2013
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A woman that can be a classy lady when she needs to be. She wears tailored clothes, sends thank you cards to your grandmother, and knows what fork to use during each course. The remainder of the time, she is found cursing like a sailor, drinking most men under the table, being able to kill a man 1,000 different ways with craft supplies, and other badassery.
That Susan is so classy and a badass! How is that possible?
by bansheelaughter June 11, 2012
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