susan is a great person, but doesn't always know it. susans are caring and intelligent, but never see the beauty in themselves. she knows it's there, but sometimes needs a little encouragement to see it. they are often ambitious, and sometimes get themselves in a little over their heads. if she does, help her out! once you have proven yourself trustworthy, susan will be your most loyal friend. but watch out! cross her and you'll have hell to pay.

her guy friends all love her like a little sister, and they're like big brothers to her, but there's one in the crowd who's more special than the rest. if you are that person, you are one lucky guy. susan will devote everything to you. at first she can seem overwhelming, but don't be put off! she just has strange ways of showing her affection. once you've got her though, hold on tight.

be on your toes though! susan is strong and independent, which can sometimes make her more vulnerable than the rest. she always brings something new to the day, and if there's a smile on her face, don't be the one who wipes it away.

susan has an amazing capacity to care about people. even the ones who hurt her.

susan will love you like a girlfriend, talk to you like a trusted advisor, and protect you like a sibling. do the same for her!
P.S. call her susie or sue and she will kill you!
did you talk to the new girl?
yea, she's totally a susan
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sexiest bitch alive great personality great body awesomest friend and girlfriend ever any man is lucky to take her on a ride but emphasize bitch do not piss her off because she will beat the shit out of you
Guy:i was at susans house last night
Guy's friend: what yo u guys do
Guy:what shit was so tight i made her scream all night
by person who dont give a shit February 13, 2013
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Susan is a very very pretty, kind, and loving girl! She is a great bestfriend and if you have a bestfriend named Susan, you are super lucky! She will always stick by your side no matter what! but watch out, when she gets upset, she is UPSET!! but in the end she is an amazing person!
you: I met a someone today, named susan
someone else: omg lucky!
you: haha thanks
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susans are annoying to some people they dont have alot of followers, trys to do everything to help the class. Susans are short and can be friends with clowns. :p
OMG you are such a susan lmao.
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“hey should i ask susan for a ride to school?”

“no, it’s susan.”
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caucasian teen with blonde hair that will always reject a boy under the name Wilson. She is tall, with shimmering blue eyes, and a splendid personality. She attends harvard and likes parties. She is witty, and plays basketball.
person 1: who is wilson dating?
person 2: definitely not a susan
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