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The act of knocking someone unconscious by hitting them on the head with a heavy object when they least expect it.
Dude was bugging the crap out of me, so I took my 25 pound weight and gave him some surprise sleep.
by Steven Boeckmann May 15, 2008
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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The act of being knocked unconscious with something heavy over the head.
Dude was bugging the crap out of me, so I took my 25 pound weight and gave him some surprise sleep.
by Steven Boeckmann May 15, 2008
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