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A dissmisive way to describe vaginal, oral or anal RAPE.

Rape is a crime.

The only 'surprise' should be the punishment by law the rapist receives for this crime.

Some examples below:
I surprised sex on her while she was asleep.

I shoved my cock in her mouth as a treat. She gagged and tried to back away.

She thought I was giving it her in her pussy, but I went up her arse and pretended I didn't know the difference.
by freakshow July 01, 2005
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Its like when a dude is out at the bar (Eric) and then ends up taking a girl home for some odd reason. Then the next morning when she wakes up and rolls over he yells....SURPRISE
"Hey man how did last night go"?
"Ohh not bad, I was able to get some surprise sex"
by Breton January 01, 2008
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Just say 'No!' to surprise-sex; Men can stop surprise-sex; He experienced surprise-sex while in the mental hospital as a kid (see Tove).
by Piggy Noles October 07, 2003
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Surprise, here is my cock or other object inside of you. This is only enjoyed in the aspects of consent. It's best if accompanied by a loud, "surprise mufucka!"

Rape is not surprise sex and is not fun. It is criminal and rapists should be put down.
My lover really enjoyed our surprise sex session the other day! Thanks for the tip Frederick!
by Eli schvetzel June 23, 2018
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When you have sex but neither you or the person that had sex with you knew it was going to happen.
Lily thought that Kevin wanted to rape her, but all he wanted to do is to have surprise sex with her.
by PhoenixGamer34 April 13, 2021
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