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Politically correct term for conducting sexual intercourse without consent.
Rape is such a harsh word... everyone loves a surprise!
"I'd been following her for weeks, i knew it was here birthday soon and planned to surprise her"
Rape is such a harsh word... everyone loves a surprise!
"I'd been following her for weeks, i knew it was here birthday soon and planned to surprise her"
by Bretty Hetty & Extreme Idiot Overlord March 04, 2006
May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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Unconsented intercourse that is technically construed as rape.
When performed on your girlfriend, it's surprise sex.
When performed on an even hotter chick, it's rape.
When performed on your girlfriend, it's surprise sex.
When performed on an even hotter chick, it's rape.
Surprise sex is the reason that children occur in the animal kingdom. Male rabbits rape the females. Yes, really, my sister breeds rabbits and knows all.
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
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Sarah was walking down the road when all of sudden rob jumped out of a bush.
'SURPRISE!' he shouted, he then had a shag with her in that very bush. Good old Surprise Sex.
'SURPRISE!' he shouted, he then had a shag with her in that very bush. Good old Surprise Sex.
by JJJpowww December 04, 2008