SURK
v. surked, surk·ing, surk·in', surks
1. To annoy one's neighbor with any variety of unpleasant noises.
2. To drive or display an automobile with the owner's name on the license plate.
3. To park a sub-$20K sports car (typically a fire-engine red Hyundai Genesis Coupe) across two parking spots.

n. surker
1. One who surks.

A swimmer

Generally similar meaning to suck.
See also: Yuo aer teh

Basically means "Fat shit". Can be used in 2 different situations!