condoms, rubbers, IUDs, diaphrams, the pill, etc
Hey joe; aren't you afraid you are going to get her pregnant? Hell no, as long as I have my surge protectors, I am not worried.
by mo cox January 30, 2007
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The shart filled air that comes out of your anus just before you have explosive diarrhea.
The pressure release from that wind surge was almost euphoric.
by Timbrrwolf November 13, 2019
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in a situation that finds three men simultaneously having anal sex, with person (a) topping person (b), and person (b) topping person (c), the surge protector refers to the middle person (person b), who is both getting anally penetrated while anally penetrating at the same time. this middle participant in the threesome is in effect transferring power from the person fucking him to the person he is fucking.
yo, that surge protector is fucking and getting fucked at the same time!
by alfie mellow July 21, 2010
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According to the Daily Show's Trevor Noah, the Surging Sanders is "when you come out of nowhere": a sexually charged pun based on Bernie Sanders' sudden appearance.
by Slashme January 23, 2016
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A Butt Surge done right is when you get a car battery and connect it to electrical wires and next you attach clamps to the end of them. Then you attach the clamps to your anal cavity. If it is promperly connected you should get enery charges inside your asshole.
Luke Parry was ruched to the hospital after a Butt Surge gone wrong.
by pussy cruncher September 07, 2011
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1. The sudden rise in popularity of presidential candidate Richard "Rick" Santorum immediately preceding the 2012 Iowa caucus, and his surprisingly impressive performance in the caucus.

2. The sudden expulsion of a frothy emulsion of personal lubricant and fecal matter ("Santorum"), often caused by overstimulation of the anal sphincter.
TV Anchor: "The Santorum surge is largely attributable to social conservatives, especially white evangelical Christians."

Viewer (in disgust): "I'll show you a Santorum surge!"
by Benjamin Waugh January 05, 2012
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