P.O.S: adjective

A high honor of the utmost "coolness" rarely given to only the select people who do something awesome to win the heroic admiration of the masses in modern situations.

Tom was considered "surge" by his peeps after he raised a coup in his high school's lunch room against the principal's discretely masked anti-war propaganda.
by Aurora Rebellious May 31, 2006
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A common slang term describing a person's state of being after consuming too much alcohol. Usally as a direct result of binging, effects include a sudden jolt of energy, lack of memory, poor decision-making, and loud obnoxious behavior. Also, there is an urge to go to local fast food restaurants and call you're ex.
Nick: Kayla, please ignore what I said last night. I was too damn surged last night at that party.

Kayla: Trust me, I will. You were rambling on about a bunch of nonsense and kept yelling.

Nick: It happens.
by Bigertonn August 13, 2011
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"to surge"
to do something completely evil
"im going to surge the world one day" -nick surges
by allison November 12, 2004
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surge to be hacked with only your computer connected to the outlet. To be victim of electricity.
by Surge DaSurge September 21, 2004
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A term usually used in the Gay community; a shortened word usually for Plastic surgery
Girl, Stasha just went to Mexico and got her nose done.
I know that's right for getting the surge done bitch!
by ButterMiyake December 15, 2004
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A homosexual sex act involving ten (10) or more males, popularized by several conservative politicians.

During this act each participant lines up according to penis size and voraciously jackhammers the male with the tightest cornhole ("receiver") until they ejaculate, one at a time filling the colon with an emulsion of personal lubricant and fecal matter ("Santorum").

Next, the second most hung male penetrates the colon extremely deeply and performs the most aggressive form of anal intercourse done at such a speed/force that the anus loses all tightness and what was once a happy starfish is now a hot red pit ("code red anal").

Simultaneously, while the receiver is fluffing the most hung male and getting absolutely throttled in the ass, the most hung male grabs the back of the receiver's head and forces the receiver to deep throat beyond his capability.

The violent gag that results sets off a chain reaction that begins with a sphincter clench. The combination of this clench with a well-timed inward thrust from the #2 douche rocket creates a massive high-pressure colon-bubble that explodes at a high velocity from the receivers gaping colon, covering the #2 douche rocket in a mixed batch of steamy Santorum.
"Newt is absolutely drowning after that Santorum Surge."

"Mitt really timed that one nicely, Newt didn't even see that Santorum Surge coming."

"Fuck a glitter bomb, that toxic Santorum Surge just blinded Newt."

"Wow, that guy just blew up. What a well executed Santorum Surge!"

"Oh shit, somebody throw Mitt a couple bate-mates, he has one hell of a mess to clean up after that Santorum Surge!"
by The Smifter February 10, 2012
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