A girl (or perhaps a homosexual male) of loose moral fiber - if it swells, she will ride it.

surfing isnt a sport its a way of life. and fukheads who think theyr surfers cos theyv got a pricy bord need 2 try gettin up at 5 30 to catch 7 ft waves. for any1 who wants 2 no the ranks go stant up surfers, knee borders, then ya got ur dick dragers or body boards even there higher than the posers.

The ART of balancin on a highly expensive and highly damagable (fukin dings i h8 em) piece of fiber glass.
Not just wearin the cloths cloths r 4 posers wots rong wit the wife bashin singlet from target huh $6 can get ya a long way.
Not wearin the cloths, then callin yaself a surfer.
Blue crush was the biggest shame to the surfin culture ever. (FUCK U)

Someone who love surfing and does it cause its fun. they dont say dumb shit like gnarly or radical (but u mite hear radical if they're talking about board shapes in a technical way) they just love having fun surfing. Just because you wear billabong or quiksilver doesnt make u a surfer( even though some surfers may wear those types of clothes) and u dont have to be tan with long blonde hair ( look at some of the ASP surfers and you will see what i mean )actually real surfers might be whiter than posers because theyre in their wetsuits all day. almost no surfers get high or get drunk all the time because its really hard to surf hungover.

to buy one gram of a drug mostly weed

A stereotypical low class doobie smoking pothead.

police. why do i have to have 3 words and 20 letters?