Bob: Did you hear what Chris did?
John: No, what?
Bob: He went full SuperStockRacer. He threatened to beat up the entire forum, they set up a place to meet, he never showed.
John: Well, thats no surprise for Chris, actually its very typical.

A beautiful girl is walking down the street, she comes to you and sais: "Would you go to bed with me?"

"Wa wa wee wa!"