An ass wedge that is the worst, deepest, most painful wedge ever. A way to achieve this wedge is to ride a waterslide, become airborn, and your bathing suit will get sucked up into your ass.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

An ass wedge that is the worst, deepest, most painful wedge ever. A way to achieve this wedge is to ride a waterslide, become airborn, and your bathing suit will get sucked up into your ass.