what Mr Sir eats in holes

When you take a shower but instead of water that comes out of the shower head it’s bright yellow piss

The act of inserting ones fist into the Brenda Fricker (anus) and spreading the fingers seperately, much like that of a sunflower.

A Zambezi Sunflower looks like a French impressionist, oil on canvas, painting worth millions, but is actually created almost instantaneously, shit on porcelain, due to an explosive release of diarrhea while seated on the throne.