When your friend becomes completely useless for an entire day because he/she must watch sports on tv for twelve straight hours.
Dave: Julie, it's gorgeous outside. Let's hit the mountains on our bikes!
Julie: Dave! The Rams are on at 1, the Bears are on at 4, and the Pats are on at 7!
Dave: Oh yeah, right...Ok. I'll call Sasha because quite obviously, you are sundincapable of getting off your ass!|
Julie: Dave! The Rams are on at 1, the Bears are on at 4, and the Pats are on at 7!
Dave: Oh yeah, right...Ok. I'll call Sasha because quite obviously, you are sundincapable of getting off your ass!|
by Sticky AKA March 14, 2015
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
Jul 31 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
