If you are targeted for removal by the international network of microwave transmitter harassment, one of the first steps is to isolate you by changing your sleeping habits, including causing "insomnia", letting you sleep only during the day, or on an unusual pattern.
The result is that you will most likely not see a lot of sun, but you will probably feel like you are getting a sunburn. It goes a few inches into your skin.
You may begin to experience splotchy skin tone, and the feeling that you are being burned, dryness of throat, dry eyes, and a numbness in your face and on the top of your head. Try putting a hand on some grounded metal.
Get up and move around. Talk about your experiences openly with people, because the harassment only works if you are insecure about your ethics, your words, and actions.
The result is that you will most likely not see a lot of sun, but you will probably feel like you are getting a sunburn. It goes a few inches into your skin.
You may begin to experience splotchy skin tone, and the feeling that you are being burned, dryness of throat, dry eyes, and a numbness in your face and on the top of your head. Try putting a hand on some grounded metal.
Get up and move around. Talk about your experiences openly with people, because the harassment only works if you are insecure about your ethics, your words, and actions.
"I started leaving 'magical', exploitive thinking behind, and soon found myself with ADD and a bad case of midnight sunburn."
by Prime Optimist April 22, 2010
When you bite into a freshly cooked, scalding, first slice of pizza to be removed from a pizza pie minutes after being cooked, then removed from a 500 degree oven. Generaly due to severe hunger. It was coined by the owner of Punk Rock Records who was laughing at a guido, on MTV's Jersey Shore.
Some jackass guido, on the MTV show, "Jersey Shore" filmed in Seaside Hights, NJ. In haste he bit into a freshly cooked, scalding, first slice of pizza. The cheese immediately stuck to the roof of his mouth. It's result was a second degree burn. It is ultimately known as a "New Jersey Sunburn"
by Punk Rock Records October 30, 2010
by Edgy2002 February 17, 2017
only people named abby(abelina) can get sunburned on the back of the knees. if you’re not her you’re out of luck.
Abby: “yeah i got sunburned on the back of my knees”
Person: “is getting sunburn on the back of the knees even a thing?!”
Abby: “wait that’s never happened to you before?”
Person: “is getting sunburn on the back of the knees even a thing?!”
Abby: “wait that’s never happened to you before?”
by anhhhh April 15, 2022
You know, it's that thing when a hobo becomes a rich man, so they take the big bubble bath.
Defined by Bill Hader as Stefon on Saturday Night Live.
Defined by Bill Hader as Stefon on Saturday Night Live.
by krai May 3, 2010
whilst most likely in missionary, the male will repeatedly smack his penis on the woman’s labia (or any second-party body part). Both parties can result having skin irritation/damage to the affected areas known as a Belgian Sunburn.
All he did was smack me with it. I think I have a Belgian Sunburn.
I cock smacked her so long and hard, I gave her a second degree Belgian Sunburn.
I cock smacked her so long and hard, I gave her a second degree Belgian Sunburn.
by ClamboThe1st July 10, 2023
Max:hey Ivar, do u know what an egyptian sunburn is?
Ivar: No I don´t know, please tell me Max.
Max: it´s when someone fries a pan and then hits it on someones ass
Ivar: Nice.
Ivar: No I don´t know, please tell me Max.
Max: it´s when someone fries a pan and then hits it on someones ass
Ivar: Nice.
by ivar123 July 28, 2017