by AfricanHistoryX September 27, 2012
A ridiculous metaphor used by certain individuals of an English descent to describe a phenomenal performance on a bicycle. It is typically only used by those who have zero grasp on reality, and are in complete denial that the truth means anything to them personally.
Punctuated typically by the use of the incorrect name of the individual being referred to, and usually corrected by a sidekick.
Punctuated typically by the use of the incorrect name of the individual being referred to, and usually corrected by a sidekick.
Lance Armstrong is digging deep in his suitcase of courage to drop whathisforeignsoundingnamethatIcan'tpronounce" "Wait Phil, that's not Lance, that's Floyd Landis
by UCI Overlord June 06, 2011
When a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes.
As seen on SNL Weekend Update (City Correspondent, Stefon)
As seen on SNL Weekend Update (City Correspondent, Stefon)
by [insertpseudonymhere] February 19, 2011
Verb. The action of ejaculating into one's rectum then proceeding to pack the entirety of their shirt into their semen-filled anus and allowing it to dry, effectively becoming a solid seal.
1. After a night of aggressive anal sex with Larry, Steve decided it would be a funny idea to suitcase him.
2. After 35 minutes of aggressive suitcasing by his partner, Charles discovered that no matter what he did, he could not remove the shirt from his rectum.
2. After 35 minutes of aggressive suitcasing by his partner, Charles discovered that no matter what he did, he could not remove the shirt from his rectum.
by Matthew Wolf August 26, 2008
A Baltimore Suitcase is performed when the woman is lying on her back with her hands under her thighs pulled tightly to her chest. The man is fucking her in the ass or pussy while wearing a condom. When he blows his load he leaves the condom inside.
I was cutting my girlfriend and accidentally gave her a Baltimore Suitcase...it took her two hours to get the bags unpacked.
by D-MAN-X April 26, 2006
by Marqis deKaz May 02, 2007
A former resident of urban Chicago who has left and uses a garbage bag to store their belongings. Generally referring to poor urban residents who leave in search of a better life and cant afford a real suitcase.
"Damn dawg, this trick ass hoe is kicking me out of her apartment, let me grab my Chicago suitcase quick."
"Im sick of carrying this Chicago suitcase around, im gonna live with this trick ass hoe for a hot minute."
"Im sick of carrying this Chicago suitcase around, im gonna live with this trick ass hoe for a hot minute."
by Nasty Nate 37 May 25, 2016

