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(A malapropism between suicide and sexual intercourse)
*sex with yourself: a.k.a. masturbation, beating the monkey, a one-handed sally, beating off, jacking off, jerking it purple, waving to the crowd, scuba steve surfaces
*sex with yourself: a.k.a. masturbation, beating the monkey, a one-handed sally, beating off, jacking off, jerking it purple, waving to the crowd, scuba steve surfaces
He was committing suisex to porn last night.
All the kleenex are gone because my brother was having suisex.
All the kleenex are gone because my brother was having suisex.
by jfoxartist August 18, 2010
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009